Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Just for you ladies...How to get a guy to notice you.?

You know, there is 1 question here that is asked in a million different ways: How do I get a guy to notice me?


First of all ladies, instead of standing in the background hoping that he turns in your direction, you need to get in front of him and make sure that he is seeing you. Stop hoping and start doing.


Doing this of course takes a little 'lady' finesse. Of course by lady finesse I mean you girlish charms. In case you don't know what that is, let me spell it out for you...F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G.


Girls, we as men, especially us men as teenagers are extremely easy, and it starts with a simple look, eye contact, a laugh, the way you talk, and a touch.


'But Danny, I don't know how to flirt.'


Sure you do. It's in your blood. Flirting is as simple as speaking the ABC's, and I'm going to explain in full detail, giving situations that you possibly deal with on a daily situation.


Say your a student (Jr High/High School/College) and you have a guy you are crushing on...hard, but you aren't exactly the most social butterfly when it comes to the opposite sex. First things first, you need to practice by looking yourself over in the mirror.


The mirror? Yes, the mirror. I know it sounds stupid, and you may even feel stupid doing it, but practice makes perfect. This is where the eye contact comes in handy. You make eye contact, our hearts will generally leap (that is of course if you are crushing on a friend that you've known since childhood).


If he makes a joke, you MUST laugh, even if the joke isn't funny. We as guys, well most of us anyway, think we are charmingly witty around the opposite sex. Your job is to laugh, make eye contact and this is where it gets a little nutty...skin contact. By this I mean taking his hand in both of yours and while looking in his eyes, say ';you are so funny.';


Other flirting matters, and this is my personal favorite because my GF does this all the time and she thinks she's just being cute...and she is. Is the breast rub.


Yeah, using your bodies, how stupid is that? Look ladies, we are RETARDS. If you were to hook onto us and press your breasts against our arms, we'll know and trust me when I say this...its lift off.


Another fun 1 she does (My GF) is that she'll brush her breasts against my back, making it look like it was an accident and that there was no room. Kinda like he's right in front of a wall and your trying to get by.


At this point if you do this successfully, he'll turn and look at you. Your job is to wink at him and walk away. WALK AWAY. Don't let him talk to you until later.


Finally, when you do talk to him again, you are to have your number already written on a piece of paper. You are to slip it in your hand and say this...


'You should give me a call sometime.'


';But Danny, what if he doesn't like me. That will just crush me to pieces.';


First of all, love is full of rejects. You have to rise above the No's to find your yes'. Yeah, its irratating as hell. I went through hundreds of no's,10 GF's, 1 fiancee who later cheated on me before I found my dream girl.


HE'S OUT THERE! DON'T GIVE UP AT THE FIRST NO!


GOOD LUCK Just for you ladies...How to get a guy to notice you.?
Yeah...I feel pretty hopeless a lot of the time...but thanks...it's just kinda hard to actually do what you said...rejection is tough...but oh well...thanks for your insightJust for you ladies...How to get a guy to notice you.?
:)
Thank you DK.:))

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